By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML
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ceecee794 0

you really needed to impress a three year old?

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ArtsySwag 0

Wow, that's really sad... and what's pathetic about being 20 and single (I'm 20 and single haha).

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sheldon2121 0

thisis more of a fml for u thinking u have to impress a 3 year old

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mattmag 0

What's wrong with being 20 and single?

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Ibeapirate 0

Um, you realize that there are lots of single 20-year-olds out there? It's time to leave middle school, hun.

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jonnymohio 2

You were lying to yourself, not to the kid.

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TheZephyrSon 3

Nothing wrong with being 20 and single...

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iloveericmaynor 0

why is 20 and single pathetic? its time for you to have some fun.the bigger problem is you think a 3 yr old is gonna judge you for that.

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pleasetryagain 0

Agreed. You're pathetic for thinking that you can't have a full life without a partner.

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NuclearWinter 0

I hear you. I'm 20 years old and my nephew asked me where my girlfriend was the other day. :(

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HiBillyMaysHere 0

You're embarassed because you're 20 and single? Get real.

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