Miscellaneous: Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the...

By itsellie27 - 30/04/2013 22:23 - United Kingdom - London

Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter films who I've had a crush on since I was about ten. I tried to play it cool, and pretend I didn't know who he was. Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune. FML

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By whoahshloann - 30/05/2009 23:48 - United States

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

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By harrysolo - 19/07/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

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By MissMSE - 18/09/2009 08:41 - Canada

Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML

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By harrypottermuch - 26/11/2009 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML

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By beachbumb8538 - 15/07/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

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By sophistication - 21/08/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML

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By Jill - 15/06/2013 04:19 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML

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Movie night

By nah - 11/06/2021 11:01

Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML

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By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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Hello?

By Idk - 12/12/2018 08:00 - United States - Wilton

Today, at work, I had received a lot of phone calls. I thought maybe it was a scammer line because I never receive calls. Turns out my phone number is the same as a character's number in a TV show. FML

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prestigion 4

Wednesday 1 May 2013 13:32

57 - jokes on you, Neville is actually hot as shit now

Xatraris 38

Wednesday 1 May 2013 9:32

Hagrid for sure. Everyone loves that hairy giant.

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chottu 16

Wednesday 1 May 2013 16:01

I'm dying to know who it was!!!

sharibaby 6

Wednesday 1 May 2013 16:31

Please tell! Who was it??

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 1 May 2013 17:10

Oh for ***** sake OP!! Comment on your FML and tell us who it was!

fuckmylife518 15

Wednesday 1 May 2013 17:19

WHICH ONE?!?!???????!!!!! *major Harry Potter fan here!! :D* PLEASE tell us!!!

jackiemora 18

Wednesday 1 May 2013 18:32

Oh yeah don't tell us who OP, it's not like we wanted to know. We like guessing, That's cool. Thank you.

Jssleyn 13

Wednesday 1 May 2013 18:39

Muggles..

titibug823 11

Wednesday 1 May 2013 18:58

Its nice that you tried to play it cool, but I dont think most actors mind when you say calmly "Oh my gosh! Its so nice to meet you! I am big fan!" In fact, most that I've met find it flattering.

chandlerbelacic 17

Wednesday 1 May 2013 19:13

KWHO WAS IT?! IM SO JEALOUS OF YOU! FANGASM!

broken20 2

Wednesday 1 May 2013 19:42

how could you NOT tell us who it was?!

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 1 May 2013 21:23

Probably too embarrassed to admit it was that woman giant Hagrid danced with at the Yule Ball.

MuseFan1991 14

Wednesday 1 May 2013 20:11

i'll never understand pretending not to know someone. surely it would have been better to say you're a big fan and get a photo? everyone's heard of Harry Potter time for an anecdote: when i met Pritchard and Dainton from Dirty Sanchez, the first time i was star struck and couldn't speak apart from to scream their names, and the second time i stopped them and politely asked for an autograph and photo. they seemed to prefer the second one more, im assuming because i was acting far more sane ^_^