Miscellaneous: Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the...

By itsellie27 - 30/04/2013 22:23 - United Kingdom - London

Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter films who I've had a crush on since I was about ten. I tried to play it cool, and pretend I didn't know who he was. Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 188

You deserved it 46 856

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By whoahshloann - 30/05/2009 23:48 - United States

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 872

You deserved it 54 095

By harrysolo - 19/07/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 572

You deserved it 65 212

By MissMSE - 18/09/2009 08:41 - Canada

Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 087

You deserved it 4 553

By harrypottermuch - 26/11/2009 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 342

You deserved it 43 095

By beachbumb8538 - 15/07/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 750

You deserved it 5 271

By sophistication - 21/08/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 164

You deserved it 3 238

By Jill - 15/06/2013 04:19 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 356

You deserved it 22 756

Movie night

By nah - 11/06/2021 11:01

Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 662

You deserved it 1 716

By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 296

You deserved it 75 127

Hello?

By Idk - 12/12/2018 08:00 - United States - Wilton

Today, at work, I had received a lot of phone calls. I thought maybe it was a scammer line because I never receive calls. Turns out my phone number is the same as a character's number in a TV show. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 671

You deserved it 175

prestigion 4

Wednesday 1 May 2013 13:32

57 - jokes on you, Neville is actually hot as shit now

Xatraris 38

Wednesday 1 May 2013 9:32

Hagrid for sure. Everyone loves that hairy giant.

Comments

chottu 16

Wednesday 1 May 2013 16:01

I'm dying to know who it was!!!

sharibaby 6

Wednesday 1 May 2013 16:31

Please tell! Who was it??

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 1 May 2013 17:10

Oh for ***** sake OP!! Comment on your FML and tell us who it was!

fuckmylife518 15

Wednesday 1 May 2013 17:19

WHICH ONE?!?!???????!!!!! *major Harry Potter fan here!! :D* PLEASE tell us!!!

jackiemora 18

Wednesday 1 May 2013 18:32

Oh yeah don't tell us who OP, it's not like we wanted to know. We like guessing, That's cool. Thank you.

Jssleyn 13

Wednesday 1 May 2013 18:39

Muggles..

titibug823 11

Wednesday 1 May 2013 18:58

Its nice that you tried to play it cool, but I dont think most actors mind when you say calmly "Oh my gosh! Its so nice to meet you! I am big fan!" In fact, most that I've met find it flattering.

chandlerbelacic 17

Wednesday 1 May 2013 19:13

KWHO WAS IT?! IM SO JEALOUS OF YOU! FANGASM!

broken20 2

Wednesday 1 May 2013 19:42

how could you NOT tell us who it was?!

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 1 May 2013 21:23

Probably too embarrassed to admit it was that woman giant Hagrid danced with at the Yule Ball.

MuseFan1991 14

Wednesday 1 May 2013 20:11

i'll never understand pretending not to know someone. surely it would have been better to say you're a big fan and get a photo? everyone's heard of Harry Potter time for an anecdote: when i met Pritchard and Dainton from Dirty Sanchez, the first time i was star struck and couldn't speak apart from to scream their names, and the second time i stopped them and politely asked for an autograph and photo. they seemed to prefer the second one more, im assuming because i was acting far more sane ^_^