By kinkicali - 20/11/2012 08:43 - United States - Maple Valley

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Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job, I whipped him with my ponytail. He was thrilled, until I accidentally head-butted his dick. He curled up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again. FML
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Scands_59 14

Double meaning to giving head!

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jweezy89 4

Well I wouldn't take it personally, that kinda pain can make the toughest man cry.

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TwiztedYuri 9

*grabs boner* What? she's jot the only one who needs a spanking

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Ugi 26

A+ for enthusiasm. D for technique. More practice required.

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flockz 19

*gets out and puts on, with difficulty, a one piece sex suit and warm oil* what? i like maximum velocity while going down a slip and slide.

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Kirlyfoo 9

C-c-c-c-combo breaker!!! *cough* jewish nose hebrewberg save money cheapstein oiy oiy!!!!

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Palirose 22

Best. Thread. Of comments. EVER! Until 56 killed it. :[

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Kirlyfoo 9

Wow moderators... Wow

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anedderm 4

The problem is your either kinky or not, it's just awkward if you try. Also it works better if they are starting to wake up a bit before you do it.

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ManInTheMachine 19

*Gets out ****** What are you looking at? Waldo lost his cousin, I was just showing him the way back.

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newbiehere99 6

*Gets on knees* What? This thread could use some prayer.

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Pleonasm 35

It sure could; it needs burial rites at this rate.

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