By kinkicali - 20/11/2012 08:43 - United States - Maple Valley

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Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job, I whipped him with my ponytail. He was thrilled, until I accidentally head-butted his dick. He curled up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again. FML
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Scands_59 14

Double meaning to giving head!

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jweezy89 4

Well I wouldn't take it personally, that kinda pain can make the toughest man cry.

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swedeNix 13

Headbutt the ********; the new way of ********:)

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MeleeManMarguu 4

full marks for kinky creativity ill give you that.

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Spectre529 12

I was done. Other people weren't. *bends over* what? I dropped my phone

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FMLoverAgain 7

What does it mean to headbutt

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noisebox 1

I willing to you you continue : )

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CamiLuvesLlamas 4

:( hope that works out for you! Best of luck! :)

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LexSpades 4

Obviously he has a weak dick, I woulda said come at me bro lol.

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