By kinkicali - 20/11/2012 08:43 - United States - Maple Valley

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Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job, I whipped him with my ponytail. He was thrilled, until I accidentally head-butted his dick. He curled up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again. FML
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Scands_59 14

Double meaning to giving head!

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jweezy89 4

Well I wouldn't take it personally, that kinda pain can make the toughest man cry.

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Comments

Pleonasm 35

Wow I guess you guys don't see eye to "eye" anymore snirk snirk. ANy way you guys took "head to head" to a new level.

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zingline89 18

*readjusts pants* What? They were too tight.

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Quinn32 16

I am actually not so sure... "Kinky-Slang given to unusual, abnormal, or deviant sexual practices." I think we can all agree that headbutting a guy like that is unusual, so kudos to OP for accomplishing being "kinky".

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Pleonasm 35

*Takes pants off* What, I'm just watching a soccer match.

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zingline89 18

And this is why you don't take sex advice from Willow Smith

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DocBastard 38

Because nothing's worse than a regular, simple, garden variety, boring old ********, right? God damn you, E. L. James. You've ruined sex.

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zingline89 18

Yes thanks to E.L. James a ******* is no longer acceptable unless is involves handcuffs, a whip, and a butt plug

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annie_nk 22

Once again, a female author sets girls expectations of men unrealistically high.

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xrudeboyrock 29

My girlfriends and I had quite a few laughs at the unbelievability of those books.

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emilyjgraham 34

It was OPs inner goddess that told her to do this. Why would someone want their belly whipped with hair anyway?

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zingline89 18

*never eats a cucumber again* No explanation needed.

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Pleonasm 35

*Chokes the chicken* What? A man's gotta eat, and nothing beats a good slab of white meat.

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pedosmurf 7

Wow that's terrible I wouldn't let you touch me either how do you even head but someone's dick? O.o

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frottiejoy 7

well its possible obviously

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emilyjgraham 34

well, I'm going to guess she was down there doing the deed, decided to be kinky and without moving away from the penis flung her hair forward and head butted his willy.

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xrudeboyrock 29

I'm trying to figure out how whipping someone with your ponytail during a ******* would be anything but awkward.

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The_F3rris 11

Same. Tried to picture it in my head and no matter what it just looks strange.

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