Miscellaneous: Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch....

By dangerZone - 27/02/2013 16:43 - United States - Statesboro

Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing and showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML

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By iSamsung - 06/03/2016 14:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I decided to make new friends, so I sat with the lonely guy at lunch. Now he keeps following me, with his phone in a camera position. FML

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By Kid - 17/03/2010 09:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML

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By lalanon - 03/04/2009 05:16 - Australia

Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML

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Weirdo

By you're just creepy. - 11/12/2012 08:39 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, I smiled at a new kid and started a conversation with him, just to be nice. He later sent me 24 messages describing how strong his love for me is. I'm scared to go to school tomorrow. FML

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Spooky

By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By purpledp12 - 11/02/2010 09:12 - United States

Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML

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By radioinvader - 28/10/2012 12:29 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down, laughing uncontrollably. FML

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By loner - 12/02/2011 00:08 - United States

Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 11:12 - Switzerland

Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML

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MissMess 12

Wednesday 27 February 2013 18:47

He's clearly lonely for a reason.

HowieDoIt 21

Wednesday 27 February 2013 18:47

Maybe it's his "I'd tap that" list. congrats!

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Thursday 28 February 2013 0:20

I hope you weren't at Grady High School today because if not you might want to take this as a cue to inform school personnel of his list.

kemando 22

Thursday 28 February 2013 0:40

Well, since you live in America, I'd say you're in trouble.

jacobsherrill 2

Thursday 28 February 2013 0:41

Man that happened to me except the kid brought a knife to school and tried to actually kill me

WelcomeToAndale 13

Thursday 28 February 2013 0:54

I once had a hit list...

chosha_fml 26

Thursday 28 February 2013 1:10

He's given up the element of surprise.

korikate 7

Thursday 28 February 2013 2:06

that's why he has no friends..

ClippersFan310 4

Thursday 28 February 2013 2:19

Too funny!

HereNReady 13

Thursday 28 February 2013 2:38

"Was" being the key word. That one moment might have made all the difference! Also plus probably should report him.

Shadowlainx 11

Thursday 28 February 2013 3:05

that's when you slowly inch away...

adam_night 9

Thursday 28 February 2013 4:35

Never refer to someone as the lonely kid, it's you thinking that about them that makes them hurt and kill themselves.

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