By Sorry - 03/03/2010 16:22 - Canada

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Today, trying to take initiative, I wore nothing but an apron and led my husband to the kitchen by his knob to have some fun. I tripped on the floor and used his knob to keep balance. FML
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mclovin99 0

hey it might of streched out a couple of inches after that

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LevyLove 17

Lol I read a similar FML like this a while ago but from the husbands perspective... but fml for ur man

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sexychick129 0

damnnnnnnn that mustt suckk yooooo!!!!!!

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lol4ever12321 0

DGros, #69. coinsidence? prolly not. wanna get 2gether?? ;-) haha

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jessiii_xo 0

knob=penis? correct?

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jakquezz 0

some kid tried to tell me off by telling me to suck his knob, i unofficially won the argument...

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dealwithit84 0

what about him? you used his pokin' stick as a grab bar

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shamille 5

oort, more like f his life. he's the one that got his junk yanked.

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