Health: Today, two people came up to me at school, asking if I'd sell...

By Anonymous - 10/07/2016 16:33

Today, two people came up to me at school, asking if I'd sell them some of my Adderall. I only just transferred here and have never mentioned my ADHD or the Adderall I take for it to anyone. FML

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Don't do drugs, kids

By Anonymous - 08/11/2013 17:43 - United States - Omaha

Today, I've been awake for nearly three days due to homework and my mom's wedding preparations, so I took some Adderall to keep me awake at school. I took too much, totally zoned out in class, became hopelessly fascinated by my own hand, and was accused of doing drugs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 767

You deserved it 22 448

Such a narc

By hatetheroommate - 16/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML

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Diagnosis results

By robbed of youth - 02/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I realized that a kid in my class is actually autistic and didn't have ADHD. The teachers went out of their way to lie that he has ADHD and not autism. No wonder people thought I was a "retard" (their words, not mine) when it came out that I had ADHD and started using classroom accommodations. FML

I agree, your life sucks 493

You deserved it 130

By drug testing - 09/05/2013 22:22 - United States - Little Chute

Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 141

You deserved it 15 325

Harsh

By jet - 19/02/2023 00:00

Today, I overheard my mom talking about how she would love me if only I didn’t have ADHD. FML

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You deserved it 112

By drugsforthugs - 18/11/2014 17:26 - United States - Sierra Madre

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 284

You deserved it 4 444

By PillPopperApparently - 20/12/2018 12:00

Today, after constantly shaming me for my ADHD and anti-anxiety pills, my family finally convinced me to drop $250 on their trusted psychiatrist friend because they thought he’d talk me out of taking them. He recommended higher doses of everything. FML

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You deserved it 186

Unfair

By I'm not a junkie ffs - 26/11/2023 13:00 - United States

Today, I was dismissed because of my company's strict "no drugs" policy. Yesterday, I had a talk with my team leader and confessed that I have to take antidepressants; this arse then reported it to the management, and they fired me because they are not aware of what these pills contain, and it could affect my performance. FML

I agree, your life sucks 810

You deserved it 138

By why - 20/01/2018 15:00

Today, I was suspended for "selling drugs on campus". I was trying to give the school nurse approved medication for my severe epilepsy. I'm suspended for 3 weeks and have to go to a drug seminar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 421

You deserved it 296

By zephyrgk - 02/09/2013 01:15 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I was grounded by my dad for "popping pills like a gangbanger". I take prescription ADHD medicine and a multi-vitamin. FML

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You deserved it 3 113

Harpy20 24

Monday 11 July 2016 0:55

Information has a funny way of getting around. Selling your meds is illegal though, so steer clear.

Smurphy121 23

Monday 11 July 2016 0:51

Well you may have a stalker

Comments

moondoglou420 17

Monday 11 July 2016 3:02

Well it IS speed, probably makes you seem a bit wired.

Jackimo98 24

Monday 11 July 2016 3:25

It isn't supposed to make you wired if you actually need it and are taking the right dose

polsen4273 8

Monday 11 July 2016 5:32

Sure, it suddenly stops being an amphetamine when a doctor prescribes it to minors

Lizzy500 16

Monday 11 July 2016 14:48

No, it affects the brain differently when said brain has an abnormality.

oneloonyluna 13

Monday 11 July 2016 16:48

This medication has been shown to lower IQ as well, and it's being handed out to kids who don't need it more then those who do. Doctors these days have a problem with writing prescriptions for highly addictive medication that people don't necessarily need.

Vanderdale 14

Tuesday 12 July 2016 14:35

I'm curious as to your source for this particular piece of information #37 since every study I've read on ADHD medication finds that it improves cognitive performance, not decreases it.

TurquoiseJesus 15

Monday 11 July 2016 3:17

you can often deduce if someone has adhd by their actions and whether they are medicating it, so they probs just put the obvious clues together.

dietcoke09 25

Monday 11 July 2016 3:32

Modern 21 jump street going on.

wanderer_alone 8

Monday 11 July 2016 3:55

If you do this, please do it over black market value, and if they scoff tell them to find another dealer

FUCKYOU4196 3

Monday 11 July 2016 4:15

why should op be a ****?. normal prices, make friends and hella cash on the low.

Armeniangirl_fml 15

Monday 11 July 2016 4:58

don't worry, I have it too. that sucks that they want to take your adderall!!

19foxy81 8

Monday 11 July 2016 6:13

The people at your new school probably just figured it was worth a shot to see if you would or even could

heatherrr17 19

Monday 11 July 2016 6:40

I hate getting asked for mine!

AlittleSanity 11

Monday 11 July 2016 6:43

Don't worry OP it may not be you. I've known several people with and with out ADHD that have been asked if they have adderall. Some people are just desperate.

irrelephant1 19

Monday 11 July 2016 7:04

That or someone in the office is gossiping where they can be over heard.

sprouting 13

Monday 11 July 2016 7:42

Imagine they were just joking because you seemed a little hyper... and then you pulled out actual adderall and started giving prices! (Not saying you did, just a funny image)