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By j0j0 - 15/01/2009 16:00 - France

Today, wanting to change from the usual pizza/coca cola menu, I decide to cook. After spending 1h30 making a "beef chili with ancho, mole, and cumin" I sprinkle a bit of salt on top of it. The top came off the salt. I think it's back to pizzas for me. FML

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By welp - 28/10/2015 04:11 - United States - Belton

Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I was trying out a new pizza recipe that I saw online. I made the dough, spread the sauce, and added my toppings. As I was about to put it in the oven, I realized I'd forgotten to preheat it. No big deal, or so I thought. I then knocked the entire fucking uncooked pizza face-first onto the kitchen floor. The dog ate better than I did tonight. FML

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By Vlad - 15/06/2022 04:00

Today, I ordered a Pide with extra chilies. They must have understood, "Put all the chilies you have on my Pide." I now know what hellfire tastes like. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was making one of those microwavable pizza kits. Realizing I had no crushed red pepper to put on it, my mom suggested using a chili pepper she had dried. Thinking it was a great idea, I cracked it open on my pizza and out popped some fuzzy white mold and two maggots. FML

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By Kate & Nate - 29/11/2023 14:00 - United States

Today, I tried a new recipe for dinner. However, the recipe was written by someone with a penchant for overly dramatic storytelling. I spent the entire evening deciphering the narrative while desperately trying to salvage a dish that ultimately tasted like disappointment. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2023 15:00 - Canada

Today, I made homemade pasta from scratch. I spent hours kneading the dough, rolling it out, and cutting it into perfect strips. When I went to cook it, I realized that I forgot to add salt to the dough. The pasta tasted like damp cardboard. FML

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By StillBurning - 19/08/2017 01:30

Today, I enjoyed my favourite pizza topped with jalapeños for an extra kick. I later got to feel that kick a second time as I vomited in the middle of the night. Some came out my nose. FML

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By salt bomb - 02/03/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, I spent all day carefully preparing a wonderful homemade beef and vegetable stew from scratch. Close to dinner time, I tasted it and it was inedibly salty. Confused, my horrifically bratty stepdaughter then laughed and admitted she poured salt in it because it wasn’t what she wanted for dinner. FML

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By welcometomylife - 23/05/2017 12:00 - Germany - Hanover

Today, after a shitty day, I went to the kitchen to make myself something to eat. When I grabbed the salt container, the bottom lid came off and the salt went everywhere. FML

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By Mia - 26/01/2019 02:00

Today, I wanted to bake some chocolate chip cookies. As the first load was done, I tasted a cookie and it tasted too salty. Thinking it was because of the pinch of salt, I added more sugar to the batter, only to realize that the sugar I've put into the whole batter was actually salt. FML

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Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 2:41

try sprinkling salt into your hand and then put it in the food

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 13:02

I'd say don't give up. Cooking can be fun, and delicious.

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XxCoolPersonxX 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 7:18

I was confused about the "the top came of the salt" thing but umm try making a different dish something...easier

oopsie_daisy8446 0

Friday 7 August 2009 4:23

YDI for eating chili. It is discusting and looks like the kind of food pigs eat out of a trough.

krispybacon4321 23

Sunday 8 February 2015 19:54

Chili is delicious. I eat it almost every day. When my mom went to jail, chili was there to cheer me up.

PenNameHere 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 9:26

try mac n cheese, instant rice, boil hot dogs. you=lazy=ydi

dontgiveacrap 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 1:04

"discusting" WTF? The word is "disgusting" and Chili(when made correctly) is fantastic. Also, why didn't you just scoop out the extra salt?

Ferdinard 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 5:08

haha! cum...in! get it?!

greyzero 0

Friday 25 December 2009 9:24

pizza is the crown of any table, and the table is the king of mealtime. dont take the kings crown damnit! >=|

what_the_fail 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 5:17

YDI for eating peoples' amputated moles and putting 'cum' in your chili.

TheyCallMeThumpe_fml 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 5:50

not sure if this is a Win or a Fail....

GiddyXD 0

Monday 2 August 2010 14:13

ikr? "NOOO, I SPILT SALT!!! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! FUCKK MYY LIFEEE!!!!!!!!!!" <-- what op would've said.

Dancaholic 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 20:42

for future reference op, put a potato in there if its too salty and let it simmer for another half hour and then take it out. my culinary teacher says itll take away a lot of the salt:)