Love: Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I...

By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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By Sarah - 26/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

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Nervous?

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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Classy

By 1234 - 11/07/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML

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By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2015 01:33 - United States - Hayward

Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML

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By anonymous - 14/03/2012 05:18 - Canada

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML

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By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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By Zoey - 09/02/2012 15:17 - Canada

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

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By Susan - 28/02/2012 11:55 - Canada

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML

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By pain - 26/02/2010 10:23 - Japan

Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML

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Kizatt 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:41

That is like one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read

dandymidori 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:39

This is hilariously disturbing! Did everyone realize that you did that?

Comments

myuselestwocents 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 4:08

Awesome.. Farting is totally a natural part of daily life... So is humour, and laughter I think OP, you're a winner! :)

LetItRock2009 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 4:27

Oh. My God. I literally laughed for ten minutes over this. Freaking hysterical. Heres to a good marriage!

shnibz101 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 4:33

WTF us is dutch ovened?

gregthestrange 3

Sunday 5 July 2009 4:39

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=dutch+oven

spillproof 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 5:32

omg, I LOVE YOU

FPsLife 5

Sunday 5 July 2009 4:39

He'd better learn to handle a lot more than that over the years :/

SVelasquez 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 4:52

Well then, uh, there's something called "holding it in," isn't there? Or was the urge that damn powerful?

GoodpointAllen 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 8:40

Let me explain this in poetic terms; I was at my wedding, Anxiously awaiting my bedding, When started the garter, My evil urge, to it I could not barter, And a great wind I had to send, From my accursed, ever-begging bend, This urge, I could not escape, Heed me now; next time, I will use tape! >;)

MADISAYSYDI 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 4:58

Aww fourth of july wedding and haha, this is so hilarious!

Colby_Colbert 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 5:00

i bet when the fart mixed w/your pussy stench it made it 10 x's worse you disgusting pig

notFUNNYtoMEass 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:26

wow... aren't you classy

lastminuteperm 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 5:16

Don't be so hard on yourself. At least you have a good story to tell. :) The bad memories make the best ones. :) :) :)

greeneye_fml 12

Sunday 5 July 2009 5:26

FYL and FHL. That sucks. And its a safe bet it was caught on film since the garter dance is one of the best parts to film during a wedding. I'll keep an eye out for this vid on youtube or AFV.