I'm pretty sure it could have waited... she's probably just terribly low class though.

Is it windy up there on your high horse? Don't fall, then you could suffer egonisim failism.

I don't think she's low-class! Everybody farts. Except maybe for you, you just express your flatulence via language.

Cute. It does not, however, change the fact that farting at your wedding is the real fail here. Holding it in is completely possible. Many normal people simply fart at appropriate times/in the bathroom. If the line "I had an urge to fart" doesn't strike you as low class, I feel bad for your future relationships involving walmart cashiers and/or fry cooks.

Just because you fart doesnt mean you are going to marry a fryer. Dumbass.

Holding a fart in just makes it louder when it does eventually come out. Farting at your wedding isn't something you want to think about, but it happens. And, btw, what makes you thing you're so high class? Hm, I hope your neck doesn't snap from carrying that huge ego.

leave ughsucks alone, clearly ughsucks is suffering from having too much gas, resulting in incredible assholery... not their fault.. they don't release gas when necessary

I'm a Wal-Mart cashier, and I'm very classy.

ohhhshizz your comment is epic win :) ughsucks flatulence is a part of being human. Some of us do it in different ways, but we all do it at least once a day. and guess what? the walmart cashiers and friers are people too. dont act like you're better than them and more classy just because your job pays better.

hahahaha, nice

everybody farts, yeah. the phrasing of this fml, however, seems to indicate that she just went ahead and farted, as opposed to trying to hold it in and one slipped by. obviously this was not a good time to just "let one rip", she knew her husband was headed down there. there's a time and place for farts, and this really wasn't it....but if she DID try and it happened anyway, that's another story. sometimes you really can't hold them in. HILARIOUS fml though!!

LOL! you tell 'em #52

Are you kidding me? I agree that she could've held it in, but that still doesn't make her 'low-class'. In my definition, someone is low-class when they're idiots aka you.

lol, she would be the one having the fun =P