By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
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Kizatt 0

That is like one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read

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dandymidori 0

This is hilariously disturbing! Did everyone realize that you did that?

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maxxo_fml 0

this has a high chance of being real but it could be a FAKE. seeing as you dutch ovened him but your name is ALSO dutchoven. only if you called yourself dutchoven AFTER you did it then its understandable, but has a high chance of being FAKEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ill dutchoven you.

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BigSky 5

#97: OP=Original Poster

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lo1337a 1

That's not an FML, that's awesome!

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newyorker33332 0

thats sooooo grossssss ahhhhh

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DrunkenLullaby 0

Lmfao! This was an awsome post!

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Random_Chick 0

Dutch Oven- To fart under the covers (or in this case her wedding dress) trapping the smell then holding someones head under the covers to force them to smell it.

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flyingpan8 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahagahaghhahhagagagagahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahaha!

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