Kids: Today, was teacher appreciation day at my school. They played...

By Ignatius - 07/06/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, was teacher appreciation day at my school. They played a slideshow of all the teachers. The students cheered wildly for every teacher. When my picture came up, nobody clapped. The whole room was quiet. FML

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By 6boss - 03/11/2010 05:00 - France

Today, in art class, everybody was showing the paintings that we have been working on for weeks. Everyone was cheering and clapping. When mine came up, nobody clapped. FML

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By funnygirl018 - 28/05/2013 22:14 - United States

Today, it was my very last day teaching my dance class. After the class ended, the owner of the studio started clapping and told all my students to give me a hug. No one hugged me. No one. FML

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By ... - 05/02/2010 03:12 - France

Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2013 16:38 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML

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WTF dude?

By mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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By Franigirl - 26/02/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML

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By ChangoFett - 26/05/2013 06:46 - United States - Laguna Hills

Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML

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By teach - 05/02/2009 00:40 - Canada

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

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By live2dance4ever - 06/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went to attend my summer school class again after being out sick for a week. When I said "Here" during roll call, everyone started cheering and clapping. Apparently, my professor has been badmouthing me while I've been absent for pretending to be sick. I'm sure my grade will be fantastic. FML

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By spanishteach - 07/05/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I told my students that I would be absent tomorrow because my wife was giving birth. They burst into applause... not to congratulate me on the new baby. FML

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Outpail 1

Monday 8 June 2009 1:35

Hard teachers are usually the ones that teach life lessons... I know mine were.

koda_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:35

YDI for being a bad teacher. FYL for having dumb children. Either one works.

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JlynnMarie 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 1:33

maybe your not a good teacher. you should change your techniques

Ellyl 6

Friday 13 August 2010 18:23

maybe you shouldn't be so mean!!!!

Flaco666 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 13:51

you must be some shitty teacher xD

random1456 13

Sunday 19 September 2010 1:18

bahahaha i bet my whole bank acount ur my maths teacher and the reason nobody clapped is cos ur a pedo

Angel1000168 16

Monday 16 May 2011 4:52

OMG my ex-math teacher was creepy too! Damn maths teachers these days!

PfcLoLo 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:10

Aww I sure that the reason they didn't cheer wasn't because ur a bad teacher. They didn't cheer BECAUSE UR A BITCH!

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Friday 15 April 2011 18:05

Ydi for being a shitt teacher

Talliwa 3

Monday 22 August 2011 18:45

Thats true, but there is a difference between being strict and bitchy.

sammii455 1

Tuesday 21 February 2012 23:59

Reminds me of Horrace last year....

ChickenNuggets22 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 7:45

*Cricket*

katiedoll6 7

Tuesday 24 April 2012 17:13

Maybe if u try b a bit nicer they will like you I hate my teacher

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Same thing different taste

WTF dude?

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