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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

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Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
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Top comments

dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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jnic 0

Dude. Even if she wasn't a cousin... every time you see an attractive girl, you get an overwhelming urge to run off and wank? You must be very, very sad and lonely.

Yeah disgusting... P.S dude its called a bathroom!!! Get a lock and if they come near they'll think ure taking a sh*t.

Dude who makes noise when masturbating unless you're a bitch? man up.

uh all the real men on the planet..didn't you get the memo?

The baby monitor is a one way radio. One end transmits and the other receives. Why would the receiving end be in your parents room? I don't think the baby needs hear when the parents wake up crying so it can go to there room and comfort them. Liar!

First of all this is just totally sick :/ Now, obviously his baby sister was with the rest of his family. The TALKING end of the baby monitor was in the parents room because the baby sleeps in it's parents room so that the parents can look after it. DUH!! hint "UNOCCUPIED parents' bedroom" did nobody ever think that VIVIEN could be his cousin's name? i'm younger than like eveyone on here -13. and i knew all of this fs. but seriously dude, try using your own bedroom/bathroom & every time you see a hot girl, don't run off to wank. people need to read properly before they comment :|

Why didn't you take her in there with you?

YouSuckAtL1fe 0