By Brastro - 07/04/2009 11:46 - Ireland

Today, we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 989
You deserved it 179 152

Same thing different taste

Top comments

knowitall 1

I hope you feel terrible. You sound like a positively awful person.

Trix_Disorder 20

Even if she wasn't in the room, who the **** says stuff like that? YDI.

Comments

krazykat 0

This is just sad. That poor girl probably feels horrible. I'm not saying that things haven't slipped out from my mouth in the past, so I'm not necessarily judging you...I just think you should be more careful in the future and keep some of your cruel opinions to yourself. Hopefully you learned the hard way? YDI.

haha @ #124, that's almost like saying "you're not beautiful, but guys will look past that and see your inner beauty" meaning that it's complete bs and just a way to feel good about yourself. other people are thinking it, OP just said it. who GAF. you're just an ugly bitch. i'm j/k. but not really. seriously though, i'm sure that deep down you're a nice girl. and your parents don't really hate you.

Ugh, thats brutal. You could have at least called her 'Fiona'.

#123, maybe people care because they have EMPATHY and COMPASSION for other people besides themselves? Geez. OP, you're a jerk. Who says that? Until you're perfect in every possible way, hold off on judging others. If you wouldn't say it to their face, don't say it at all.

Why would you say that if she was even in the room? It's even worse that she was next to you, but honestly? You douchebag, you deserved that. Imagine how she feels. Learn some common courtesy before going out in public again.

The fml here is that you do not know proper grammar.

You're an idiot. I hope she kicked you in the face. And Shrek?? Psh, if you're going to be an asshole, at least get some better insults!

skitz 0

"A picture of a ugly girl" -> "A picture of an ugly girl." At least she can probably spell, asshole.

kellster 2

Welcome to the fact that you're an asshole.