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By Brastro - 07/04/2009 11:46 - Ireland

Today, we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML

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You deserved it 179 152

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 19:05 - United States - Brandon

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 730

You deserved it 4 658

Forever alone

By forever alone - 27/03/2022 16:00

Today, I realized I’m so lonely that I actually got jealous while watching Shrek. FML

I agree, your life sucks 723

You deserved it 188

By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 21:56 - United States

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 354

You deserved it 3 822

By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 759

You deserved it 21 125

By storyofmylife - 10/06/2015 02:44 - Canada - Truro

Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 899

You deserved it 2 787

By riiiighhhttttt - 05/08/2013 05:38 - United States - Laurel

Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 704

You deserved it 4 351

By stelno - 18/06/2009 13:33 - United States

Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 674

You deserved it 64 658

By TheFlash - 22/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 387

You deserved it 65 580

Shark Week

By sharkboy - 11/06/2012 02:33 - United States - Honolulu

Today, while at the beach, as a joke, I told my girlfriend that I was a shark. She then poked my eyes and punched me in the nose. When I started to get mad, she just shrugged and asked, "What? You're the one that wanted to be a shark. Don't you watch Shark Week?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 911

You deserved it 31 280

Uncanny valley

By Anonn - 22/07/2022 12:00

Today, after yet another first date, I was once again told I'm a nice, sweet guy with a rocking body, interesting hobbies, easy to talk to and so on, but she just can't get over how I look like Shrek after a bad car accident, and won't be going on a second date. This is the fourth woman to compare me to Shrek. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 231

You deserved it 125

knowitall 1

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:09

I hope you feel terrible. You sound like a positively awful person.

Trix_Disorder 20

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:11

Even if she wasn't in the room, who the **** says stuff like that? YDI.

Comments

Bunbu 8

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:48

Wow, way to be a total ******* asshole. You deserve more than you got.

kandy_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:54

Next time, if the only way you can think to try and be funny is by criticizing someone's appearance, than just keep your mouth shut.

thor82188 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:56

Wow.. #110.. really?! I can honestly say I'm a dick, but I still get girls. Easily. Why the hell would OP want to get with Shrek? All of you calling him an asshole, the majority of you are girls. I would really like to see what you look like, since a lot of you are getting pretty defensive.

eeee93757 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:57

I hope one day that you're counting on "Shrek" to save you from a dangerous situation....like, if you ever get in a car crash, I hope it's in an empty, desolate place, and "Shrek" is the only one around for miles...and she just drives right on past you You're a ******* douche.

arieanacrust 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 2:03

but who was phone?

vicky93 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 2:24

lmfao i dont know why people take it so seriously, chill. everyones allowed to tell a joke every once in a whilee. now i personally think that ***** funny lmao

ashweeeee 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 2:54

Poor girl, you're an ass....

average_girl 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 3:09

wow its not a FYL... u deserved it... its a FHL.... i hope karma comes right around and smacks u in the face... the girl should've written a FML blog on this... assholes like u just piss me off!

RoadkillZoo 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 3:27

everyong who is really offended is ugly or fat imo, why else would you care soo much about somthing that dosent even concern you.

sulitak 27

Saturday 30 March 2013 12:33

I was made fun of for being a nerd. That's why I'm sensitive about it. There's nothing right about insulting someone else.

purplelady 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 3:30

You seem just like that type of guy is jerk and puts other people down in order to compensate for your insecurity about your small penis and poor performance in bed. Don't worry, karma will bite you hard in the ass for all of it one day.