By Brastro - 07/04/2009 11:46 - Ireland

Today, we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML
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knowitall 1

I hope you feel terrible. You sound like a positively awful person.

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Trix_Disorder 20

Even if she wasn't in the room, who the **** says stuff like that? YDI.

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JohnFR33M4N 0

What are you, blind and stupid? She was right next to you, dipshit. Lets hope karma makes you shit yourself in front of your idol

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allieg 0

This isn't an FML as much as a "I was a douchebag and paid the consequences"

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louisianagrrrrl 0

your an asshole. it'd be a dick thing to say even if she wasnt in the room

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a_homeless_guy 0

high five! I would have said the same thing, so, go you!

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sarah8909 0

You should have given it a second or 2s silence, and said, Ali G style..."She is well fat though, what" ahhhh yeh you're insensitive blah blah blah but combined with #12 it's too funny

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kscott88 0

Wow, you're an asshole. F your life? What about the girl you humiliated for no damn good reason? Nice, asshole.

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