By notgoodenough - 25/11/2011 17:20 - United States

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Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML
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unixdude 9

...and you are thankful for ****** on Craigslist because you girlfriend is too much of a prude.

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_spazziee 6

Maybe you should switch out her vibrator for an identical one, but only smaller. She'll probably say you're better afterwards.

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nikkirenn 6

I always thought honesty was the best policy, but maybe she's a little too honest

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SmittyJA24 26

OP: its time to lick the jar ... 'cause you can't cut the mustard.

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hateevryone 14

whoa.......somebody needs to step their game up.

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pdp_fml 21

Maybe she was caught off guard by the question? Nevertheless, she should have better manners and not embarrass you and your family.

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Maybe try drinking a case of Red Bull before sex? That should give you enough vibe going with all that sugar and caffeine in you!

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ty1992_farmlife 12

Oh yeah, at least you know they get along. Now you gotta show your girlfriend she doesn't need it.

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BrotherTheo 31

Well...Rechargable batteries always make a good stocking stuffer..... But seriously... Sounds like you 2 have a lot to talk about.

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