By lol112 - 02/06/2012 12:47 - United States - Monroe Township

Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML
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LMFAOallthetime 8

That happens to me too! Hate it, sorry op! D:

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tony1891 22

did he tell you he loves you too?

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xPlayerofDeathx 0

Maybe he's gay? Who knows. Eh, sorry OP.

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perdix 29

Really? Because that's how the majority of pornos begin.

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courtneyschrader 0

I do that when I'm texting and listening to music at the same time.. Sucks .

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AbbyAbyss 5

I do that when I'm talking and texting. Once I was texting my friend and I said, "I really don't want to pickles." Because I was telling my mom what I wanted on my hamburger.

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soccergurrll 8

AWKWARD! I've done that talking to a friend before. It's not that big of a deal(;

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perdix 29

Sure, Noor, although my lines might be cheesy and I seem kind of crusty, I'll try to get saucy with you. If you're nice to me, I'll give you some extra toppings at no additional charge ;). And I guarantee I'll take longer than 30 minutes, or your "pizza" is free.

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reddudeover 2

The beginning of pizza guy porno. Bom chika womp womp.

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skoob1 12

Prostitutes as therapists, eh? I can imagine in the midst of their session, "how does that make you Feel?"

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perdix 29

#41, Screw Ezio! He didn't go the extra mile to find all-beef pepperoni for Noor, but I did.

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hateevryone 14

It was an accident.

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