Miscellaneous: Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying... - FML

By lol112 - 02/06/2012 12:47 - United States - Monroe Township

Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML

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By Musicfreak - 18/12/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, "I love you, boo." FML

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Motherly love

By Anonymous - 13/11/2024 09:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, my mom texted me, “I just want you to know I love you very much.” Touched, I replied, “I love you too, Mom!” Her next message said, “Oops, wrong person.” FML

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By chee - 11/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML

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By KaLa - 08/02/2009 16:30 - Canada

Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML

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Crossed wires

By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 08:00

Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML

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Forget it

By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 08:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I love her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML

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Thanks!

By Yuri - 29/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML

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LMFAOallthetime 8

Saturday 2 June 2012 16:18

That happens to me too! Hate it, sorry op! D:

tony1891 22

Saturday 2 June 2012 16:19

did he tell you he loves you too?

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tobin22 9

Sunday 3 June 2012 9:33

Maybe it made his day

BroadwayGirl16 6

Sunday 3 June 2012 11:00

I do that ALL the time!! I bet it made him smile, though. =)

kellandj2019 7

Sunday 3 June 2012 13:36

LOL this is gold!

sissors1234 4

Sunday 3 June 2012 15:50

Well one te when I was about 7 I was talking to my friend on the phone. And u no when ur little the only time u talk on the phone is to ur relatives. And @ the end of those conversations u usually say "I love u". And so my friend was like by and I was like "bye love u" and she as like "what?" and I was like "what do u mean" (even though I no what she meant) and I was like "sorry I was talking 2 my......Uncle?" and She was like "o.okay.bye" .so I've been there 2.

jesy0831 2

Sunday 3 June 2012 16:56

Hannah hart moment!!

Lizzle_Kitten 1

Sunday 3 June 2012 18:14

This made me feel so old, because my parents are too old to bother with texting.

ManBroSkiGirl 10

Sunday 3 June 2012 20:03

Happens to me at the movie theatre alot, Cashier: "Enjoy your movie." Me: "Thanks you too!" hahaha

BCrazzi 9

Sunday 3 June 2012 21:55

This is an fml???? Lmao!!:D

Hylia_fml 6

Sunday 3 June 2012 23:34

Hahaha, I can imagine the guy's face: Delivery guy: -Thank you your order will arrive shortly! O.P.: - Yeah, I love you too. Delivery guy: O - O ....okay...

sointenceXD 0

Monday 4 June 2012 4:01

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