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By manksy - 01/01/2010 22:07 - United Kingdom

Today, when I was unpacking all of my stuff, my parents declared that they are going to live in Australia, and have found me a 'friend'. I am a 14 year old girl at boarding school, and my friend is my new foster mum. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML

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By thatguy - 25/06/2011 07:47 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML

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hedgehogs 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 1:30

This is awful. I hope you find some other adults that you can be close to and take an interest in you. Please remember that this about them and not you; it's their selfishness and neglect, not because you are not a worthwhile person. I am so sorry to hear this.

cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 1:24

well, once they settle there, send them a big box of cookies, make them yourself, add whatever you wish to add.

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sisson21 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 2:17

well they apperently suck and I'm extremly sorry to hear this

Loveya448 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 2:23

Aww, I'm sorry. This is really a FML. Screw your parents.

specialkiid 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 2:31

awwww :( well ur parents are prick jobs if they did that to you! that's not good at all *hug* out of ALL the FML's I have read this is the saddest one I have EVER read, and I have read a lot of them! you'll be ok tho because if they did that to you ur better off without them! xx

silverspire29 2

Saturday 2 January 2010 2:35

YDI for making them not want to take you.

mathman101 3

Saturday 2 January 2010 3:05

jerk off hows it the op's fault he dint do nothing wrong he was in bording school for crying out loud!

luckyducky123 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 3:17

Calm down,he's just a troll. They find the tinniest thing in the FML to make it a YDI. Just ignore them. This is the first honest to goodness FML I have read in awhile. I'm so sorry OP, I hope things get better. Don't forget, it's not your fault this is all on your "parents".

Big_Boss026 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 10:16

Hey fuckhead, shut the **** up!

asiancreampuff 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 2:39

Your parents are horrible. I'm so sorry !

fanficbug 1

Saturday 2 January 2010 2:42

Wow. I couldn't imagine doing this to my daughter. Your parents suck.

PunxsatownyPhil 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 2:46

*Hugs* That's terrible. At least you only need to wait four years to leave, buy a plane ticket, go down there, kick their asses, and get arrested for battery. Wait, is this abandonment? Is it illegal? Make them stay out of the law if you can.