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By manksy - 01/01/2010 22:07 - United Kingdom

Today, when I was unpacking all of my stuff, my parents declared that they are going to live in Australia, and have found me a 'friend'. I am a 14 year old girl at boarding school, and my friend is my new foster mum. FML

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By photonut13 - 15/07/2010 10:52 - Canada

Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML

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By thatguy - 25/06/2011 07:47 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML

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hedgehogs 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 1:30

This is awful. I hope you find some other adults that you can be close to and take an interest in you. Please remember that this about them and not you; it's their selfishness and neglect, not because you are not a worthwhile person. I am so sorry to hear this.

cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 1:24

well, once they settle there, send them a big box of cookies, make them yourself, add whatever you wish to add.

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MorganRox26 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 3:54

oh, I'm sorry! I'm the same age and I can't imagine... *hug* hope everything turns out okay.

Direct_fml 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 3:54

Crappy parents. Become better than they are. I hope you have a great life. Do something wonderful with it. Its too bad you cant pick your rents

JuniorPwnz 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 4:16

Pwned

HelloDarlingg 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 4:20

Your parents don't even deserve the right to call themselves parents.

EmilyMaire 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 4:27

No child can be bad enough to deserve that:/ Crazy shit in this world! Sorry for the situation, but maybe what they are doing is best for you(:

abudali911 3

Saturday 2 January 2010 4:36

Have sex and video tape it and send it to your parents and the last line on it should be **** YOU

Starchild21 3

Saturday 2 January 2010 6:32

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reidcamphor 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 4:38

why are people asking if this is legal or if this is fake, its the U.K. different set of laws. This may be perfectly acceptable there. FYL indeed. I am truly sorry to hear that. Compliment them by sending them some food and be sure to make it "unique"