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By lifestinks - 05/04/2009 04:17 - Canada

Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML

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By Username - 16/09/2010 23:27 - France

Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML

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By Username - 22/06/2012 06:02 - United States

Today, while watching TV with my boyfriend, I was telling him that I wasn't looking forward to "getting older" and turning thirty in three days. Five minutes later, he said, "I never knew you had so much grey hair already" and then offered to help me dye them. FML

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By hannieannie - 12/07/2020 02:02

Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML

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By mmromig - 08/02/2011 14:46 - United States

Today, my therapist told me that I need to do something different with my hair. Then I paid her. FML

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By PrincessOhNo - 12/12/2016 06:10 - United States - Bronx

Today, I dyed my hair back to pastel pink, which it hasn't been in over a year. It goes well with my skin and I was super excited about it so I decided to Snapchat my friend about it. Her response? "You were thinner last time your hair looked like that." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML

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By Stixchop - 26/02/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML

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By kinky pinky - 02/09/2020 05:02 - United States

Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML

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Food fight

By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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By Charli - 13/08/2018 22:37

Today, after months of my (now ex) boyfriend telling me he wished I was blonde with big boobs, I finally retaliated with "I wish you were a redhead with a big dick, but you don't see me complaining." He cried and said I should love him for who he is. FML

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Sunday 5 April 2009 13:41

That's when you respond with, "Actually, I meant dye-it, as in my hair. But you're right, I DO need to lose weight - about 250* lbs of it. In other words: it's over. Get.out." *or whatever boyfriend's weight is

actonthat 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 15:30

I can't stand that people act like she's committed some horrible sin for not being a size 2. If it's easy for all of you to be skinny, that's really awesome, but for some of us it's a real struggle. I've been fighting to stay a size 8 since I was in my early teens, because I just lost the genetic lottery and got a sucky metabolism. I don't stuff my face (I actually also have IBS, so I can't eat very greasy or rich things), and I'm very sensitive about because I can't stand when I'm feeling down about my weight and people act like I've made some conscious decision to not be a stick. That's not how it works. So shut the **** up. And OP, this guy is an ass, dump him. I'm lucky enough to have a cute boyfriend who doesn't like women with the physique of small boys. The one really awesome thing about not being a size 2: I have boobs. :D

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green_man 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 17:33

And amen to that, #30

fillmyheart028 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 17:53

Agreed with #30. I couldn't have said it better myself.

MooKee 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 18:07

Hah, what colo®?

dcapp 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 18:12

#1, 16, 26 rule. yeah but for real dump him

cuhsawwndra4yoo 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 18:25

And that's when you dump his ass.

wowfmlife 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 18:27

Well at least you know now that you could/should become a little healthier

dang_fml 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 18:39

lmao

wmarshall484 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 18:59

this is like the one real FML on the whole site

Puolukka 4

Sunday 5 April 2009 19:09

Wow that sucks...of course y'all are right when saying that if he seriously thinks she needs to lose 40-50 pounds, then she is probably REALLY overweight...that doesn't change the fact that his comment was rude though! He is her boyfriend...he could have said something like "That's great honey, I think you really need to because I'm worried about your health" or something...and if he's NOT worried about her health but solely about her looking hot...then I'd dump his ass...plus if she is really that overweight why would he have waited for her to say she will go on a diet(or at least thought that she was saying it)??? If he truly cares about her he should have brought it up before. I did stuff like that with my husband all the time when I noticed he started to put on weight despite being in the Army and working out a lot. I sat him down and told him I was worried because he is eating really unhealthy and smoking too much...I worded it politely and he wasn't offended by it. And that's the way to go if you're in a serious relationship...