Intimacy: Today, when my girlfriend woke me up, she said, "I just had the...

By girlgirlinsanity - 25/07/2010 11:09 - United States

Today, when my girlfriend woke me up, she said, "I just had the sexiest dream." Thinking she was feeling frisky, I started to try to fool around with her. She pulled away and said, "Well it wasn't about YOU." FML

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By unlovedandunfucked - 10/12/2014 18:16 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML

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By lonerjik - 19/01/2011 12:05 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom - Chatham

Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML

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By Light Sleeper - 14/10/2012 04:24 - United States - Evansville

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2012 17:41 - United States - Oregon City

Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML

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By RomanceFail - 02/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Crestwood

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2009 12:09 - United States

Today, I was sleeping next to my girlfriend and I turned over to the sound of her talking in her sleep. Because it was so cute, I was happy and I smiled, until she began to talk about "Troy" and "all the nasty things you can do to me." FML

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By thanks. - 28/01/2017 04:00

Today, my girlfriend of over a year woke me up at 4:30 in the morning by sticking her hand down my pants. She immediately stopped when I was awake enough to reciprocate and said, "I couldn't sleep. I was bored. Talk to me." FML

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By Randy Candy - 12/02/2021 17:01 - United States

Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML

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Sunday 25 July 2010 19:08

wow, what a bitch, she should've kept it to herself, then.

smr167 6

Sunday 25 July 2010 19:08

sucks to be you

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RoCksTaR_13 5

Monday 26 July 2010 18:55

wow that really sux!!! but hey atleast shes only cheating on u in her dreamz... hopefully!

beancoinc 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 0:10

roll over & close ur eyes, I will be anyone you want with the lights out, have fun sure it's not the first time you thought of another their place, just don't call out the wrong name, tends to ruin the moment.

dickster 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 6:29

Uh if you only want her as a sex outlet and have no intention of marrying her (or are under the age of 18) it is perfectly okay for her to fantasize about other guys. Being boyfriend and girlfriend is completely unofficial, so "cheating" is not possible at that stage. If one is married, her fantasies are unwarranted and wrong. Stupid America.

fudrick 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 8:01

Wow. First of all, they're lesbians. Second, if two people are in a relationship that isn't marriage and have mutually come to a conclusion that it's exclusive, cheating is certainly possible and isn't okay. And what the **** does any of that have to do with America?