By girlgirlinsanity - 25/07/2010 11:09 - United States

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Today, when my girlfriend woke me up, she said, "I just had the sexiest dream." Thinking she was feeling frisky, I started to try to fool around with her. She pulled away and said, "Well it wasn't about YOU." FML
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amayakitty 0

wow, what a bitch, she should've kept it to herself, then.

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brittany1514 0

woow. notta big deal. maybe she was having a sexy dream about something else. Maybe it was just like a good dream, not neccisarily "sexy" I would just be like, aiighty then.

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girlgirlinsanity 0

It would have been perfectly fine if she hadn't refused to have sex with me after it. She finally told me it was about Kate Beckinsale. I'm not as mad anymore--- she tells me I look like her all the time.

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dudeitsdanny 9

I like when the poster comes in and tells us what the FML can't. Thank you =)

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Spastastic 6

Yeah, I was thinking that was what the fml was, or should be, about. Everyone has sex dreams, and they're not always about the person's significant other -- if someone says they are, they are most likely lying.

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sexybitch92 0

That is crazy. I wouldn't like if my boyfriend would think of someone else .. Damn what has this world come too..

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bradlyl 0

I'd break up with the bitch right then and there

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5t3ff1k4h 44

This isn't an FML, since you can easily play on her fantasies now!

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hollowhead01 0

best joke ever: who gets the sandwhich in a lesbian relationship? no one they both eat out! :)

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ninjasaurous 0

Girlfriend win.

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raininsnow 0

jeez, when did so many little kids accounts for fml?

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