Intimacy: Today, when my girlfriend woke me up, she said, "I just had the...

By girlgirlinsanity - 25/07/2010 11:09 - United States

Today, when my girlfriend woke me up, she said, "I just had the sexiest dream." Thinking she was feeling frisky, I started to try to fool around with her. She pulled away and said, "Well it wasn't about YOU." FML

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By unlovedandunfucked - 10/12/2014 18:16 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML

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By lonerjik - 19/01/2011 12:05 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom - Chatham

Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML

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By Light Sleeper - 14/10/2012 04:24 - United States - Evansville

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2012 17:41 - United States - Oregon City

Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML

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By RomanceFail - 02/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Crestwood

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2009 12:09 - United States

Today, I was sleeping next to my girlfriend and I turned over to the sound of her talking in her sleep. Because it was so cute, I was happy and I smiled, until she began to talk about "Troy" and "all the nasty things you can do to me." FML

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By thanks. - 28/01/2017 04:00

Today, my girlfriend of over a year woke me up at 4:30 in the morning by sticking her hand down my pants. She immediately stopped when I was awake enough to reciprocate and said, "I couldn't sleep. I was bored. Talk to me." FML

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Poor pillow

By Randy Candy - 12/02/2021 17:01 - United States

Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML

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amayakitty 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 19:08

wow, what a bitch, she should've kept it to herself, then.

smr167 6

Sunday 25 July 2010 19:08

sucks to be you

Comments

partygirl14 0

Monday 26 July 2010 6:33

wow you got no jf now

Sniper3000 0

Monday 26 July 2010 6:53

ok so that was ur girlfriend and ur a girl... ok w/e

ArthurK 0

Monday 26 July 2010 6:55

Bwahahahanice

westsidewhite 0

Monday 26 July 2010 7:05

haha what a bitch why even say anything?

lawlatyourfml 0

Monday 26 July 2010 8:27

you do realize there is a difference between discipline and abuse right? well ******* USE IT

jadeasian 0

Monday 26 July 2010 8:56

WTF this is soo made up.... unless ur lesbo... ur a total girl it even says that on ur profile

PurplePigeon 0

Monday 26 July 2010 11:12

#56 is the OP. Enough said.

No_STreSS_fml 3

Monday 26 July 2010 9:40

haha, ATleaST She Was BeiNG HonesT :/

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 27 July 2010 2:36

Is ThErE AnY pOInt tO thIs?

vince1196 0

Monday 26 July 2010 14:29

wow,that sucksssssssssssssss

tama_tee 0

Monday 26 July 2010 17:23

oh they are lesbians....oh.

joeinthedark 18

Monday 26 July 2010 18:00

Oh snap! You're going to need some ice for that burn! Though Kate Beckinsale is pretty fine and I would probably have a 'sexy' dream about her too, if I had just watched Underworld!