By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 17:07 - United Kingdom

Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML
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By Alma - 01/10/2024 20:00 - Japan - Osaka

Today, I was at a karaoke bar. After a few drinks, I gave it a go. Halfway through “Total Eclipse of the Heart” I got so into it, I knocked over the mic stand. The mic flew off, hit the DJ, who then hit the emergency stop button, cutting off the music. I froze as the bar erupted into laughter. I did get a free Coke for my “performance,” which was something. FML
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Pointy130 0

HOW IS THIS A YDI?!?!??! He got locked outside shirtless and wet in hypothermic conditions for not knowing the lyrics to the song????? You guys are ******* sociopaths!!

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SubjectX 0

so you are at a party, how exactly did they figure out that you didn't know the lyrics? did they demand that you recite it with them? kinda bullshit at a party to do that. I'm not a music buff but I know a few verses.

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mygoodsir 0

my guess is u tried to sing along without knowing the lyrics

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Enoch134 0

sorry I'm still lost is it a a song called journy by don't stop or vice versa lol fml imm get hated for this

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ShadowLor 19

Perdix: I love you. You're my new hero. FINALLY someone who agrees that song is the epitome of pedos

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TheComputerGuy96 16

I'm 13 years old and I've heard of that song but I don't know the lyrics and I don't even know what it sounds like. It's "Don't Stop Believin'" btw

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iheart655 0

I'm 13 too and they play that at every single school dance and there's not a kid in my school that doesn't know the words.

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Tribulations 0

What's with the sudden obsession with that one song? For once Family Guy, of all things, was ahead of the trend.

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perdix 29

Sorry that your nipples will be gangrenous by tomorrow and will fall off by week's end. There is a consolation prize for not knowing the lyrics to "Don't Stop Believin'": You are neither super-gay, a pedophile, nor a super-gay pedophile. Plus, you don't know the lyrics to "Don't Stop Believin'." Some people would pay a small fortune for such ignorance.

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Enoch134 0

so true I just looked up the song and now I want to submit it as a fml

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DogmaT_fml 4

wtf perdix the nipples hard comment makes you seem all of the above

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trickyd 0

Mmm wonderfully said. May i add another consolation prize would be being saved from the rest of the heard of mind numbing sheep who just follow all else? This is no FML. My man you have found yourself as a shepard. A wet cold shirtless shepard butva shepard all the same ! Peace out x

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Bud_fml 16

Honestly, I'm glad I don't know the lyrics It's a good song and all, but it's just so damn lame at the same time lol

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Watchmaker 2

Thank you! Not knowing the lyrics to a shitty song isn't worth attempted hypothermia.

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Nakedsquirrel 5

at least it wasnt a jonas brothers song, you mightve gotten the same treatment for refusing to suck the dick of the nearest guy on your right im told thats what happens at their concerts and music videos

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BadPinkKitty07 0

don't stop. believin'! hold on to that feeeeeeelin'! or you lose feeling in your body, go numb, and freeze. see how important cheeseball 80s music has become? poor OP didn't get the memo.

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