Miscellaneous: Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started...

By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 17:07 - United Kingdom

Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML

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By loquacious shit stain - 07/02/2013 17:11 - Australia

Today, I had drinks at a friend's house before going out to a concert. I still had a bottle of beer left, so I brought it along with me. I got kicked out five minutes into the show for bringing my own drink, which is apparently against the rules. I paid $75 to get kicked out over a $3 drink. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2024 22:00 - United States

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By Alma - 01/10/2024 20:00 - Japan - Osaka

Today, I was at a karaoke bar. After a few drinks, I gave it a go. Halfway through “Total Eclipse of the Heart” I got so into it, I knocked over the mic stand. The mic flew off, hit the DJ, who then hit the emergency stop button, cutting off the music. I froze as the bar erupted into laughter. I did get a free Coke for my “performance,” which was something. FML

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Pointy130 0

Monday 1 February 2010 4:14

HOW IS THIS A YDI?!?!??! He got locked outside shirtless and wet in hypothermic conditions for not knowing the lyrics to the song????? You guys are ******* sociopaths!!

SubjectX 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 22:45

so you are at a party, how exactly did they figure out that you didn't know the lyrics? did they demand that you recite it with them? kinda bullshit at a party to do that. I'm not a music buff but I know a few verses.

Comments

hjs_13 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:38

wow, that sucks. that song reallyyy isnt that great anyways.

iheart655 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:41

bahahha I love how most people said YDI :D in a way, you do, because how can you not know the words to don't stop believing? everyone knows the words to that song! but they locked you outside when it's below freezing...withh no shirt? wow. ahahah

TheComputerGuy96 16

Monday 1 February 2010 0:43

They... EDITED THE FML!!!!! It said "Believing" before! http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/7742822#c_5043979

gfmodella24 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:45

wow what kind of friends do you hangout with

swedishbruin 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:46

actually, it's a WIN for you since Journey isn't good anyway. it probably means you actually listen to good music

jmacirish 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:46

Everyone who has said that you deserve having beer thrown on you, having your shirt stolen and being put outside in freezing cold weather for not happening to know the lyrics to a song from 1981 deserves to die. God damn...

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 1 February 2010 3:25

This. FYL for having shitty friends who obviously carried a prank too far.

jmeg_fml 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:46

YOU MUST KNOW THIS SONG good thing you've learned your lesson sorry it was so unpleasant

Ricky_rubio121 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:50

journey is one of the greatest bands ever! yea what they did was cruel but c'mon! who hasn't heard that song? it was on family guy!

katplayer 4

Monday 1 February 2010 0:51

Why is everyone so convinced that EVERYONE in EVERY SECTION of the Earth knows this song? Did they think for half a second that maybe their parents were into entirely different music, and just never wound up hearing it? Just because everyone seems to love a song doesn't mean EVERYONE does. I, for one, had heard Thiller maybe once or twice before MJ died. I sure wouldn't recognize the song, references to it, or know the lyrics. I was raised on classic rock, not pop.