Miscellaneous: Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower,...

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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This is fine

By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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Duckasaurus 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:53

Someone has some 'splainin to do.

ELFENMAGICLOLZ 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 10:13

That's just shitty parenting, talk to your damn son, not his girlfriend.

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DirtyParkBench 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 12:17

Eww. Why would she touch dirty underwear, let alone slam them on her table?

CharlieMitsuki 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 5:54

That really sucks. His mom is a bitch who just trying to ruin your relationship and you need to ignore her. She just doesn't want to let him get off her tit. Its time to let go mom!

shnibz101 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 8:38

Oh thank you for finding them those are mine sorry

sparxva 12

Wednesday 22 July 2009 4:47

Tell her they aren't yours and ask her for a few minutes to find out whose they are... ...or play with her head and tell her they're her son's panties. Didn't she know?

bubblybrooke 12

Wednesday 26 August 2009 19:15

I smell setuppppppp ;) ask ur bf in front of his mum, see what happens

jakeidk 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 7:53

mabeyyour bf secretly wears a g-string???

carolthebitch 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:56

lol

SourCandyyz 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 2:58

You should of told her it wasn't yours...

naomiluvsu427 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 6:32

another woman!!!! (dam) and she should not b doing his laundry…

starberries 0

Monday 1 November 2010 14:35

What exactly is going through his mom's head? She (thinks she) knows you had sex, and her solution is to make sure you don't forget your underwear next time. That totally makes sense.