Miscellaneous: Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower,...

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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Duckasaurus 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:53

Someone has some 'splainin to do.

ELFENMAGICLOLZ 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 10:13

That's just shitty parenting, talk to your damn son, not his girlfriend.

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Miss_Jazzalyn 4

Tuesday 22 March 2011 7:31

What the?! Shouldn't the mother be talking to the boyfriend. Although sucks for OP though.

bigscarybunny95 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 21:38

aren't* mine.

glamourgigi2741 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 15:07

Sorry I feel for ya it's not a fun experience if it's not yours and it's not his he isn't worthy of having you

iLahYou 7

Saturday 16 June 2012 9:25

All "those undies weren't mine" story is getting boring.

gio4467 7

Saturday 23 February 2013 23:27

I'm hoping you told her that

ChoolyBooly 32

Wednesday 20 May 2015 8:20

Well...I would inform her it wasn't mine and dump him right then and there.

Quid_Pro_Quo 1

Friday 30 December 2016 5:58

Sounds like a great way to end your child's relationship.

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