By moodyreallyrocks - 03/10/2011 13:05 - United States

Today, while at work being a waitress, this lady came in and requested to sit in the section I was waitressing. She held up a $100 bill and told me that if I was attentive to her needs, she would leave me a $100 tip. Excited, I waited on her hand and foot. She dined and dashed. FML
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moodyreallyrocks 27

This is OP. I would just like to say that, it wasn't the fact that I didn't get the tip that she promised that made me sad. It was the fact that, I had the cost of her meal, deducted from my cheque that made me sad..

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bubblekitty 1

And that's how you can get better service at a restaurant/fast-food.

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xfyre 11

that blows. when i waited at a Mexican restaurant, nobody dined and dashed, but i did get stiffed on the tip a few times. after waiting on the bitches hand and foot like you did.

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structuredchaoz 4

I think I should point out that if you had your eye on her, she likely couldn't have pulled it off. Maybe it was a test.

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Llama_Face89 33

I'm assuming OP was waiting on other tables as well. It's rather unrealistic to expect a waiter/waitress to be able to watch all the customers constantly.

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icefshng8 9

She told her to be attentive!!!

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TalkinSmack 6

Sorry, the service sucked!

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erockinthesuburb 17

Hook, line, and sinker...

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Takuya272727 16

I have a feeling that sooner or later, they're going to require your ID or a photograph of you or something of that before they sit you down to prevent this stuff.

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ScarletBloom 14

Wanna have free meals and people fervently serving you? Learn from her.

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ikickgingers 15

Or go to jail; three hots and a cot ...

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perdix 29

It's a bit ironic that the penalty for helping yourself to a free meal is being given three free meals. And anal rape.

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boredfishing 0

Haha as if kicking gingers wouldn't get you into the same place?

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OHnathanIO 4

Wanna be get punched in the face? Say that in front of me.

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RuskiManBearPig 4

Time to make that "special" chocolate pie;}

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