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By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 15:14 - United States

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

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By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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By .. - 13/09/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML

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By Jlipka - 22/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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By Nic - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML

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Sunday 3 April 2011 19:47

priceless.

xdust 4

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:49

Hansel and Grettal all over again. Your husband might be a witch.

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Doortje 29

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:50

Sounds like Hans and Gretel gone wrong.

Nimmrodel 11

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:17

Just without the candy house and the wicked witch. :)

TheVertigoCame 0

Monday 4 April 2011 5:15

who knows, OP might just be the witch...

_Fun_Sized_ 0

Monday 4 April 2011 6:24

hans and gretal was wrong... they were pretty much cooked... so no it isnt gone wrong, it was already wrong

jrsgreenfire257 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:50

Good plan

katiebells 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:50

now that's hot ;D

deaper 16

Sunday 3 April 2011 22:15

WIN!

EvilPotato 14

Monday 4 April 2011 4:29

I see what you did there

spartanfan68 0

Monday 18 April 2011 21:52

I see what you did there

Gman1234gman 7

Friday 7 December 2012 6:50

smooth move there

heyimjennyFML 5

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:51

ow :( I bet he felt bad..

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:53

Ooohhh. Burnnnnn

MoMoMONSTER 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 22:20

I see what you did there...

KRS_13 0

Monday 4 April 2011 0:10

i also saw

EvilPotato 14

Monday 4 April 2011 4:40

I also saw

BlackHoleSuns 0

Monday 4 April 2011 6:37

213- That was absolutely horrible. Tell me, just how hot is hell compared to that oven?

ddonaldduckk 0

Monday 4 April 2011 22:48

haha

ShatteredDreams8 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 8:43

look at my picture...

womanjesus 0

Friday 8 April 2011 3:34

287 you are God.

HelloGuys 4

Thursday 21 June 2012 8:59

I see what u did there

cheyAnn 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:53

Reaal hot.

SirEBC 7

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:55

Now you know how the brownies feel.

angie1239 0

Monday 4 April 2011 0:09

win :D

jewfro311 0

Monday 4 April 2011 3:40

Lol!

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 4 April 2011 15:33

all this time, i never thought brownies had feelings. thank you for helping me see the truth. i feel truly enlightened. |the kid|

Brokenheartedfor 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:58

Ouch:(

kimo94 4

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:59

burn!

Stixx55 2

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:02

hope you didn't mess up the brownies when you fell in.

thajuggalo420 0

Monday 4 April 2011 4:01

never **** with brownies haha

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