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By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 15:14 - United States

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

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By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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By .. - 13/09/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML

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By Jlipka - 22/05/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML

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By Nic - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML

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Sunday 3 April 2011 19:47

priceless.

xdust 4

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:49

Hansel and Grettal all over again. Your husband might be a witch.

Comments

OMG_N3RD 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:05

Burn?

AnagenisisZagus 13

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:05

The brownies okay?

kh8975 4

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:06

better than him pushing you in

Elphieba 4

Friday 8 April 2011 9:11

He sort of did that....

wisericky 12

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:06

get some payback by sticking his dick in the microwave.

PeteyPablo12308 20

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:10

That's funny. Did he close the door?

sarahbear430 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 22:12

hahaha

StrangerDangerr 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:10

sounds really. hot :)

ugliness 6

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:36

so many puns

kingtz 6

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:14

You should have expected to get your ass slapped when doing something sexy like baking brownies. Were you wearing nothing butt your apron?

RainbowHeadache 2

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:18

Eat all the brownies in front of him & as more punishment, make him scrub your burnt skin off of the oven grates.

KylaaKatastrophe 0

Monday 4 April 2011 7:26

Haha!^

rebekahah 7

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:21

hot!

Wheredidgrungego 12

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:29

Damn you beat me to it!

fthku 13

Monday 4 April 2011 3:35

#59 You're joking, right?

ThePredicament 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:21

Ouch

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