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By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 15:14 - United States

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

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By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

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Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML

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niiick97_fml 3

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:47

priceless.

xdust 4

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:49

Hansel and Grettal all over again. Your husband might be a witch.

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Capt_Awesome137 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:25

lol. I'm sure I could come up with a reason why YDI but I'm just gonna leave it at: YDI

therealsuperman 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:25

And I thought I was kinky

TomFeltonFan 0

Monday 4 April 2011 23:59

lol

Niki0308 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:26

Nkomo extra crispy!

gammielikeoh 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:27

woo hoo. great husband!!!! I would probably fall into the oven anyway, without anyone pushing me. or slapping my butt. just putting that out there... just remember-you're not alone...

amusedchica16 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:28

at least he was being affectionate?

jhoward7 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:29

that's the Amish -_-

girlylaxfool 3

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:30

nice balence.....

hayleyjames 0

Monday 30 April 2012 15:47

Nice spelling

sgenfkshe 5

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:32

she certainly is 'hot' now!!!!(:

ugliness 6

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:34

or she was leaning down awkwardly

Zeb_McBride 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:36

fatass!

jess6blondie9 2

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:42

I'm wondering how that makes her a fatass.?

wisericky 12

Sunday 3 April 2011 23:19

the ripple effect of the hand caused sonic waves that knocked out the power in a 5 mile radius. didnt you read the fml?

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