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By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 204
You deserved it 216 025

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I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

Top comments

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

cyaneyedangel 2

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

Comments

Nuahavizu 17

Being cheated on sucks. so, i can't in good conscience say anything other than i hope your day was full of horrible bad memories, and that at least one (if not both) of the took the opportunity to kick you. hard. it rather annoys me how you can justify this as a **** YOUR life. YDI. twice over, at least.

navylover0419 0

how the **** do you ppl do it to be the first comment ??

haha totally deserved it, and you can't trust an ex

shouldn't be such a tool all the time.

XoXoSLY 0

Op said he was still seeing his ex on the side. That means he was still sleeping with her. She's a pimp for doing that and he's busted for being a liar

Forget being in private. Let everyone know what a douchebag this guy is. Props