Intimacy: Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend... - FML

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By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 204

You deserved it 216 025

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Dearknon 4

Friday 2 July 2010 23:12

I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

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Top comments

OhTyler 0

Friday 2 July 2010 19:04

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

cyaneyedangel 2

Friday 2 July 2010 19:06

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

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ilyrwr 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 3:28

you stupid ****.

Betrys 7

Saturday 3 July 2010 3:39

you totally deserve that....i agree with the Ex too and the way she did it...right in front of you..and right in public.

fyl1009 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 3:48

I'm telling

emokat666 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 3:53

devsered ittt

Dramori 29

Saturday 3 July 2010 4:00

serves you right you punk ass bitch, hope your gf takes you home and castrates you while you sleep!

UmbraeCatervae 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 4:04

ahhhhh the results if being a cheating bastard. YDI dumbass

cheerchick4life 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 4:06

wow u cheated and ur expecting sympathy? ur an ass

ijrnelson 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 4:29

if you didn't turn that around to he a threesome then ydi! :p

Headcrab 29

Saturday 3 July 2010 4:29

You're a douche.

Thatguywhotrolls 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 4:29

Now I wonder whose fault that is...

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