This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 204
You deserved it 216 025

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Dearknon 4

I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

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Top comments

OhTyler 0

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

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cyaneyedangel 2

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

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Comments

ashiiya 0

there's nothing else to say...you were a retard for cheating in the first place

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reggie12 0

damn man keep ya girls separated! man that was ****** up to your girlfriend though.

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kilbert 0

if only you weren't at the bar that day...

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lmaoitsamy 0

i hate when bastards like you, write an FML like this- thinking that people will feel sorry for you. or whatever you're thinking. YDI. you have NO reason to cheat on anyone. try to be loyal for once. so people know they can trust you and not worry about being stabbed in the back. but of course you don't care. **** your life, completely :) ****.

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iheartGnR 1

This is not an FML. You chose to be a manwhore. Deal with the consequences of your assinine decision and stop complaining.

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scarecrow1990 0

YDI ********.

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Montacita 0

Cats mean so well but are often so bad at loving you.

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kroms001_fml 0

most of you people are cheaters or are going to be, so quit judging. perhaps they all laughed it off and had a 3 some! in that case, this is not a fml... if not OP, YDI for being dumb.

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SPN_lover666 27

I have never cheated and never will. See, unlike you I am loyal to the people I date and think cheating is horrible.

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FrankTheTank41 0

Good. Serves you right for being a cheater. Hopefully your present gf dumped your unfaithful ass.

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shotgunhr 0

he never said he was sleeping with her, she probably only said that to break them up.

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palmtrees 1

As has been mentioned about a thousand times already, it says right in the FML that he was seeing his ex on the side - aka, cheating on his current girlfriend with her.

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