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By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 204
You deserved it 216 025

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Dearknon 4

I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

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Top comments

OhTyler 0

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

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cyaneyedangel 2

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

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zacimusprime 0

Burn the bridge with the current gf, swing for the fence and go for the threesome. At minimum you might still be able to hook up again with the ex.

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malorie0987 2

#476 are you f ing kidding me no do not take women for granited you are just a lying cheating ratard have fun in ????

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sentinel_233 0

U people r sick why can't u just stay with the same person god damn it's so ******* annoying... What she didn't have a big enough duck for u????

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22cute 17

You deserve it, Asswipe

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lauralavenderbab 0

Well hopefully the sex was good otherwise your stuffed

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funeralgal 4

Well, nocanhaz, you are a complete asshole, just as the OP is. What I could understand of your poorly written comment was disrespectful and utterly idiotic. OP, You did it to your ******* self! Also, GOOD ON YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND. Women should stand up for themselves. Even though she aided the cheating, she has some balls for saying that to the current (and unfortunate) girlfriend.

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wildfiresgirl 7

That's why you shouldn't cheat! No sympathy here. YDI.

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phatway12 13

There's a reason she's your EX-girlfriend. She sounds like a psycho.

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