Transportation: Today, while driving, a girl on her cellphone cut me off. A second...

By drivencrazy - 06/07/2010 16:42 - United States

Today, while driving, a girl on her cellphone cut me off. A second later, another person behind me on a cellphone rear ended me. Her excuse was, "I'm sorry, you weren't there a minute ago!" FML

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You deserved it 2 949

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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You deserved it 92 604

Beep beep

By Crash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 281

You deserved it 62 613

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 945

You deserved it 56 317

By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 43 598

By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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You deserved it 1 556

By Anonymous - 18/08/2016 20:44 - United States - High Point

Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 347

You deserved it 1 140

By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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You deserved it 91 184

By Brayden - 10/01/2016 03:27 - Australia - Crib Point

Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 314

You deserved it 1 778

By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 56 491

omgFMLlolz 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 23:43

slap her across the face and say "pay attention!"

ArtIsResistance7 1

Wednesday 7 July 2010 1:09

Make me.

Comments

pingpongpickle 8

Tuesday 6 July 2010 23:58

ya no farding in the car.

BMadE 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 0:00

haha

omgFMLlolz 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 0:00

19 ya pizza

BenLarge1 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 0:14

H. G. Wells strikes again!

Richisme 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 0:19

should of slapped her, her phone, and her with the phone in the strong hand. Stupid talk on the phone drivin bitches with no regard for surroundings and use i didnt see you as an excuse. See the ROAD, BITCH, THE ROAD. The End :)

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 7 July 2010 0:39

#23 "Farding"? I think you mean "farting"...

pingpongpickle 8

Wednesday 7 July 2010 0:41

hahah, farding means putting on makeup while driving

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 7 July 2010 0:48

#49 That's so weird! I've never heard that term before...

helloello 2

Wednesday 7 July 2010 0:54

I hate people doing anything on their phone while they're driving. They either drive way to slow or swerve or don't hit their brakes etc. They just let anyone on the road, I don't like it.