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By someoneneedsassistance - 24/04/2015 15:07 - United States - Woodford

Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML

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By mentallyscarred - 31/01/2011 09:34 - United States

Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 17:13 - United States - Lakeland

Today, while on the way to Florida for spring break, I pointed out to my mom a bright blue car in the rear-view mirror. As the car overtook us, we both got a horrifyingly detailed view of the driver jerking off her passenger. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 02:00

Today, I got lost in a car park, late at night, unable to find my car. I started panicking, so I called my dad. I sat down to catch my breath. After about 2 minutes, I heard a noise. I looked up to see a guy jerking off while watching me. He smiled, so I instinctively threw my backpack at his junk and he ran off. FML

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By Noname - 08/02/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2017 02:20

Today, as I was pulling out of my apartment complex, I was rear-ended. When I got out of my car to see how bad the damage was, I wondered why the other guy wasn't getting out of his. As it turns out, he was busy pleasing himself. I found out when I approached his car. FML

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By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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By MyCarHasBluetooth - 19/06/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom - Doncaster

Today, while I was driving, a pedestrian gesticulated wildly at me for being on my phone. I was just tucking my hair behind my ear. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By imanidiot - 03/03/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I'd been sat in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars, and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through, I heard a tap on my driver's window. It was a police officer. FML

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IAmzephyr 22

Saturday 25 April 2015 0:02

car jacking?

Edward862 7

Friday 24 April 2015 23:59

yeah, I should probably apologize for that.

Comments

JMichael 25

Saturday 25 April 2015 0:14

Hey when you feel the urge nothing will stop you.

erin55378 17

Saturday 25 April 2015 0:16

He might have needed a hand!

WipeHour 11

Saturday 25 April 2015 1:06

job

feven 32

Saturday 25 April 2015 0:17

Well, did he need help or not?

XOhBotherX 14

Saturday 25 April 2015 0:23

Oh wow... how can someone be THAT desperate? Can't you hold on till you reach home?

buckdharma 37

Saturday 25 April 2015 0:45

15- Every time he turned to go home he went straight.

vikky538 28

Saturday 25 April 2015 0:26

He just got a phone emergency and stopped the car to responding to it.

stephenfranklin 15

Saturday 25 April 2015 0:27

When it hits, there is no stopping

dakatabg 31

Saturday 25 April 2015 0:30

He likes variety

Camo23 21

Saturday 25 April 2015 0:31

That's just disturbing.

gearhead369 20

Saturday 25 April 2015 0:34

That is priceless! Did you still offer a hand? Lol

fakedsincerity 32

Saturday 25 April 2015 0:34

At least he had the foresight to pull over so he didn't crash at the vital moment.

Grenith 21

Saturday 25 April 2015 0:53

Cli-crashing?

Miss_Whipped 43

Saturday 25 April 2015 5:38

Crashmaxing.

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 25 April 2015 9:06

Climashing

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