By zombielover1 - 13/07/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, while eating a Subway sandwich, I was watching a comedian on TV. As he said his signature line, I laughed hysterically and accidentally snorted a jalapeño into my nose. I spent the next 5 minutes trying to snort out the little piece that got lodged into my nostril. FML
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Vasir 2

This one time i accidently did that to a macoroni and cheese noodle. i sneezed out the noodle. It still had cheese..

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tgfoo 0

Depends on which comic you were watching. For instance, if you laughed when Larry the Cable Guy said "git 'er done" then you definitely deserve it.

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blueknight1st 26

Let me guess, Git Er Done, right? Retard. YDI.

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xXmoses_rocksXx 0

Dude, sorry to hear you got a jalapeno pepper up your nose, but that was pretty ******* funny. Was the comedian Dane Cook, by any chance :) If it was, then I completely understand your dilemna. haha

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skullbuster 0

I reserve judgment until I know which comedian.

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Hahh. Was it Dane Cook? XD you were eating a 5 dollar foot long, eh?at least it wasn't the /other/ type of five dolla foot longs. (:

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pericolo 0

same thing happened to my friend with a peice of watermelon

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mark_my_words 0

So ******* what? Dumbest fml i've read in a long time

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cstevanus 4

getting food stuck up there can be painful and very uncomfortable. especially a jalepeno. you are a douche.

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terkwashere 0

YDI. Most actual funny comedians don't have signature lines. YDIx5 if it was Larry the Cable Guy.

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