By Anonymous - 01/09/2014 02:18 - United States - Bronx

Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me and said "HEY! COTTON CANDY!" And bit me. FML
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Marie54321 19

At least you weren't eating a hot dog, who knows where he could have bit you then?

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bayy1432 14

I would have bitten him back honesty.

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Winnie453 9

Each year, more than 300 New Yorkers are bitten by rats, and more than 1500 New Yorkers are bitten by other New Yorkers. It's like a zombie state.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Every year, more than 1500 New Yorkers transform into cotton candy.

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worldclassrager 39

I think you'll be better off with cotton candy ice cream

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birdybirdchirp 18

blame it on the alcohol..but at least he thinks your sweet.

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vikky538 28

let me see.... by any chance do you have the pink fluffy hair..like Nicki minaZ...

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MercyFrag 22

And that's how the zombie apocalypse started...

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GlasgowSneer 13

Would you happen to be a Youtuber named VeeOneEye? Look him up if you don't get what I mean. Lmfao.

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