Kids: Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his...

By downlowtooslow - 12/06/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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By MommyProblems - 19/01/2014 05:17 - United States

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML

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By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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By Nish - 03/07/2013 08:11 - United States - Kent

Today while at my job as a store clerk, I walked by a family. I smiled at their little boy, who responded by flipping me off. As I was walking away, I looked back in time to catch his dad give him a high-five. FML

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By Clueless - 24/05/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, a waiter came up and and put out his hand so I gave him a high five and pounded it. He then says, "Um, that was a nice high five but I wanted your plate." FML

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By jessica - 17/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 00:46 - United States - Kerman

Today, I was at the store with my kids. My 5-year-old son wanted to carry the milk carton, so I let him. He dropped it and it spilled. I was really embarrassed. Then he decided to get on the floor and lick the milk off the ground. Everyone stared at me accusingly. FML

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Friday 12 June 2009 12:03

FALCON PUNCH!

Aelaena 6

Friday 12 June 2009 12:13

You should have followed it up by saying 'chew with your mouth closed! what have i taught you?!'

Comments

YungMarlon23 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 8:42

as much as I agree with you #123, who failed more? Him for askin for a high five then takin his hand back, or the parent for having crappy reflex to see no hand!? 2 way Fail family >:)

gsino 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 10:28

I agree: YDI for eating at MacDonald's!!!!!! Moron. In the long run, what's worse: a parent that feeds their kids über unethical, über-unhealty crap food or a parent that slaps their kid in the face?

Asdas_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 11:05

Wow, this is pretty interesting. We have site full of teens from US who have never ever been to any fast food places. I think this site deservers a story in the news.

Blahp 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 15:47

Kinda his fault.

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 16:15

Unethical? How the **** is McDonalds unethical? That's just ******* retarded. Besides, a little fast food in a while won't ******* kill you. Anyway, it's kinda your fault for failing at a high five.

omigod 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 19:29

sounds like the little sucker did need some discipline. he better know it's not okay to change on his parents and shit

Ahay 3

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:43

wow.. over-react much? do you really think EVERYONE now thinks you abuse your child? how lame.. all you did was try to give him a high-five. i am sure you were all laughing at the stupidity of you both for screwing up a simple high-five afterwards. And therefore people aren't going to believe you're a child abuser when you're sitting there laughing about it... this is a stupid story...

CASoulNYCmind 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:48

Ah oh god oh god oh god, that was great. I can't stop laughing. And damn I just had to scroll through a lot of useless blather to type this. Yes, I'm that bored that I didn't just give up after that super long one by some dude up there.