By Anonymous - 23/07/2010 00:39 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 869
You deserved it 16 882

Same thing different taste

Comments

could have said it needs a lil rubbing to feel better >.<

I think I know u lol do u live in Ontario?

hellokittywhore 0

dahym Jacob!! Seriously hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dudeitsdanny 9

No face, probably fake. Coughcough. People who show nothing but abs or breasts are douchbags either way.

dudeitsdanny 9

Awh, did I hurt your feelings? And you can't mean mine since.. It's not =) Whatever makes those lonely nights alone with a bottle of hand lotion and tissues better, though. Considering I don't know anyone who shares your opinion, I'm not offended. You must have a pretty bad self image, though..

hellokittywhore 0

dudeitsdanny your face is not a ... shit wreak?? nice insult. anyways your cutee :D and ding ding juice, the only reason your not showing YOUR face is cuz your face is in fact the shit wreak! apperently the only part of your body worth looking at is your torso, if that's really yours.

dudeitsdanny 9

Thank you ^^ I wish I could see your face clearly from my iPod. Lol. Awh, no fair, I got moderated for saying showing just breasts and/or abs is douchey? Shaaammme.

hellokittywhore 0

ikr! I mean if that's the only thing you have worth looking at than I feel bad for you. complete clevage shots are retarded, and before dome says I'm saying this cuz j have no boobs, I have DD's so XP and moderating you for saying that? really? why?

pop_a_squat 2

Or are there other reasons your face is there... Btw, dudeitsdanny is pretty cute. Just sayin.:)

"Massive"? Mastodons are massive. Your erection? Humorous.

*ca-ching* goes the point counter... win to you sir. I'm assuming the lump was something abnormal, because she didn't screw you after the "massive" erection incident. agreed, OP, for being a level 272667 warlock and not a man with a wet penis. FYL and FML for enduring this sob story.

Salaminizer 0

He's not a warlock, or a nerd! He's a level 46 blood mage, duh.

That comment was funnier than the post :) Anyway, I would've never thought an examination that could end in horrifying news to be erotic... but I guess no one has wanted to touch it, so oh well :) I just feel bad for the nurse. That would be pretty damn awkward.

v_garcia3 0

at least u didn't **** lol

sexycourtcourt 0

I would have said this was caused from the lump. I think you need to check it too. While ur down there. Lmao!!!!!!!! OP you should have at least scored digits. but very doubtfully you would have score in the Dr. Office.

the_flirtt 0

wow 47 get some better taste in music but do agree on tupac

PurplePigeon 0

wow way to throw out insults based on a goofy picture. it's supposed to be funny, not represent his taste in music.

47- tupac is classic. but dang, must u be so rude?

Can't spell "crap" without spelling "rap."

LeighMoreno 0

Eh, everyone has their opinions. ^ Just as easily as I could say whatever you listen to is crap also.

PurplePigeon 0

it wasn't saying rap is crap. it was Jimmy calling freeze garbage that wasn't cool. no need for that. whatever tho...it is what it is I suppose.

47, I'm pretty sure Freeze's pic is making fun of Justin Bieber being nominated for a BET award.

dudeitsdanny 9

47 already showed he's a posing douche as #35. He's just enhancing his tool image.

dudeitsdanny 9

I've seen two of your posts, don't give yourself so much credit, especially where it's not due. Trolls are tools, so my statement stands either way.

The music world is much like a candy store. You throw out the rappers. 'nough said

well, if it's as massive as you suggest, maybe she could overlook the word vomit.