Intimacy: Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by...

By Anonymous - 23/07/2010 00:39 - United Kingdom

Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML

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By Joel_28 - 01/03/2010 00:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2013 16:51 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML

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By i fuckin love habaneros - 22/07/2016 19:19 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, I'm so deprived of female attention that I got a hard-on when a nurse told me I have beautiful veins. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2021 05:00 - United States - Perkasie

Today, I finally had someone else touch my man parts. It was my doctor, checking for testicular cancer and a hernia, as part of my yearly physical. He's the only person other than myself to touch my junk in the last 4 years. FML

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By manlyman - 05/04/2009 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

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By prostate - 08/06/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me "have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "you mean with other people?" FML

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By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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Not now, little man!

By WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY - 30/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, this might sound silly, but would you like to know what I think is the absolute worst time to get an uncontrollable boner? I'll tell you: While a female doctor is examining your privates. I swear, if there's anything more embarrassing than that, I'd like to know, because I'm still mortified. FML

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Friday 23 July 2010 9:13

Haha, moronic.

OreosBeGooood15 0

Friday 23 July 2010 9:14

Hahahaha way to go mc lovin !

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RyanG_21 0

Friday 23 July 2010 9:30

hahahaha wow that sucks you should have tried to think of something else non sexual. like, chairs.. lol

jdrahn09 0

Friday 23 July 2010 9:32

team emmette =D

hellokittywhore 0

Friday 23 July 2010 19:25

Team Lestat!!! :D

selenagirl_fml 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 6:13

team noob! lol jk

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 24 July 2010 6:52

*crosses fingers that 44 was a thickly-veiled Growing Up Cullen ref*

Claybomb94 0

Friday 23 July 2010 9:35

... YDI for having a cute nurse. lol

Yung23 0

Friday 23 July 2010 9:39

ha not sure

Haha_donkey 0

Friday 23 July 2010 9:42

amazing.

3jackie5 3

Friday 23 July 2010 9:44

that's cute :P

too_dopee 0

Friday 23 July 2010 10:52

i agree. thats not cute at all.

selenagirl_fml 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 6:15

lol 87 and 112, you both have a kitty.

damnstopmessinup 0

Friday 23 July 2010 9:45

"Today, I was examining a lump on a patient's private region when he got a massive erection. I don't know what's worse: the fact that I had to examine someone who clearly hasn't gotten any action in a while, or that this is the most turned on I myself have been since I started this job. FML"