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By HotACE - 22/04/2011 05:08

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, she tells me that the flab on my stomach does not turn her on, and stops in the middle of it. Therefore, until my diet is over, guess who doesn't get any. FML

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Same thing different taste

By AbFlab - 01/06/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML

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By justinherass - 28/03/2009 05:43 - Canada

Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So don't touch you at all?" FML

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By chunky monkey - 14/03/2016 18:26 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML

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That slaps!

By Kelli - 08/04/2020 02:00

Today, the whole time my husband and I had sex, my stomach flab violently slapped my thighs. The harder he pumped, the louder the slapping got. Time to lose some weight. FML

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Turn me on

By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 16:59 - United States - Meriden

Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML

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Body issues

By Anonymous - 01/12/2021 10:59

Today, my boyfriend finally told me after over two years together that the reason we only have sex once a month is because my stomach is, “off-putting”. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML

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Skin deep

By Anonymous - 07/11/2019 10:15 - Australia - Hornsby

Today, I find out why my long term boyfriend hasn't been interested in sex for the last three months. It’s because I’m "fat." While I could probably lose a few, I'm not obese and I'm the one who's encouraging healthy eating and exercise in our house. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I had to convince my girlfriend that, no matter how much she makes herself burp, she won't lose any weight. She still doesn't understand why. FML

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Pound for pound

By Anonymous - 27/04/2021 14:01

Today, my girlfriend had a huge fight with me because while I'm trying to gain weight and she’s trying to lose some, I’ve still lost more weight than her. Not my fault my body’s natural preference is to drop pounds like they’re hot. FML

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Friday 22 April 2011 12:01

What ever happened to unconditional love??

honeypixi01 0

Friday 22 April 2011 12:02

Tell her that her face doesn't turn you on and give her a facial to cover it up so you don't have to see it.

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f0r3v3rchain3d 0

Friday 22 April 2011 22:00

In the future, karma will give her a partner who refuses to have sex with her after he gets her pregnant!

crystalrain17 14

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:30

Even though pregnancy is just as much her partner's doing as her own? ...You know, you're probably right, considering men tend to be self-centered and misogynistic.

Persephone1001 3

Friday 22 April 2011 22:01

Tell her that her shallowness does not turn you on and she won't be getting any favours, sexual or otherwise, until she stops being a bitch. I mean if you're on the verge of a heart attack then she may have a point, but personally I prefer a guy with a little extra weight to one with the whole freaky six pack thing...

Brandon1090 0

Friday 22 April 2011 22:52

**** her. That is hella rude.

Edenbeam 19

Friday 22 April 2011 23:20

If this was a girl, everyone would be telling her she deserved it. Hypocritical assholes.

dmarco96 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 7:10

no I think it's just the fat ppl that say shes a bitch. cuz they know they'd hate for the same thing to happen to them. a fat guy or girl deserves it. they're just fat asses