By Anonymous - 06/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
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maskedman 9

it only makes it worse that he was in it because you were trying to get away without anyone knowing.

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Bugatti_Veyron 1

so... did he die?

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bkmjet 0

this is why the women can't drive stereotype exists, ydi

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JP101 0

Please note: The OP is a WOMAN! YDI

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perdix 29

What was he doing loitering in his truck? I hope when you hit him, he didn't pull a muscle, if ya know what I mean.

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Ajjas013 6

If you mean pull a muscle by, when the truck hit him the vibration stimulated his nerves seriously and he got a huge ass erection and he ended up completely obliterating his truck from within while you continued ramming back and back again into his truck because of your poor driving skills, then I get what you mean.

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sterl13 0

I pulled a muscle with perdix... hehe

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Ajjas013 6

...I think I know what you mean O_O

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lalalala2424 0

most women can't drive, but there are still some that can! ..so don't just assume that every woman is the same

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PsychoMerk 0

Hopefully you can twist it and get disability! :D

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baby_love 0

nice choice of pronouns, learn to speak , im surprised you even have a job

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powersmoke 0

Good news: Unemployment has extended to 18 months. Bad news: You're unemployed.

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kylepwn1 0

r u by any chance a woman?

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Are you, by any chance, a sexist?

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nates0210 0

are you by chance the creepiest person I ever saw?

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Yes, in fact I am :]

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luvsyaweirdos 0

lol ur screwed

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