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By juli - 24/07/2010 17:47 - Taiwan

Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML

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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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By howard1954 - 27/10/2020 17:02

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to take him 30 minutes away to meet his friends so he could go fishing, adding that they wouldn't be gone all night. I dropped him off 13 hours ago, and he doesn't have a phone. FML

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By ButItWasRareDad! - 03/08/2016 22:21 - United States - Chicago

Today, my 15-year-old son was waiting in the car for me after driving around to build up hours for his permit. He then decided it was a good idea to quickly drive over to catch a Pokemon nearby. He didn't count on getting pulled over for texting and driving while underage without an adult though. FML

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By pissedchick - 07/08/2019 14:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML

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By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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By shit happens??? - 20/05/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend who’s rage quit multiple games, screamed cuss words for hitting too many red lights, and broke his new phone when a legendary Pokémon escaped after a raid in Pokémon Go, told me I was too dramatic. Sorry for being depressed that my biopsy results weren’t good. Shit happens, huh? FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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By cincity - 20/07/2018 15:00

Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML

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By ihatepokemon - 22/07/2013 22:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 03:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend and our so-called “friends” left us stranded at a park, when our phones and wallets were also missing. I had to walk nearly four miles in tears before I eventually got a ride from a stranger. Luckily, my phone was returned to my mom, but I’m still in tears from the distress. FML

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jaycro 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 23:28

real men cry for pokemon

pingpongpenguin 3

Saturday 24 July 2010 23:09

are you dating or baby sitting?

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iceicebaby24 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 0:24

did it make you feel like a couger?

Carolina_girl222 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 0:30

U shouldve dumped him when he asked u to take him to the pokemon convention. Ydi

eve28 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 0:33

I'd seriously chop his nuts off and make him choke on it.

XxDrUnKeNGaMeRxX 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 0:34

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaaha

Mirorbo 26

Sunday 25 July 2010 0:42

Fuhohoho... Poor dear! I would have cried too!~

zackkmann21 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 0:44

Wow thats just.. Pathetic about going to a pokemon thing anyway.. That crap is old

ChildsPlay_fml 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 0:45

dump him,?

misscakes 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 0:46

I'd cry so hard if that happened to me.

Haha_donkey 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 0:49

he's a keeper

ALERI0N 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 0:55

dbz is where its at

gaff1229 1

Sunday 25 July 2010 5:31

Normally I'd disagree, since I don't like DBZ, but the way people obsess over Pokemon is disgusting. So yeah, DBZ would probably be better for him than this shit.

pingpongpenguin 3

Sunday 25 July 2010 5:53

dragon balls? it's stupid

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