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By juli - 24/07/2010 17:47 - Taiwan

Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML

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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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By howard1954 - 27/10/2020 17:02

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to take him 30 minutes away to meet his friends so he could go fishing, adding that they wouldn't be gone all night. I dropped him off 13 hours ago, and he doesn't have a phone. FML

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By ButItWasRareDad! - 03/08/2016 22:21 - United States - Chicago

Today, my 15-year-old son was waiting in the car for me after driving around to build up hours for his permit. He then decided it was a good idea to quickly drive over to catch a Pokemon nearby. He didn't count on getting pulled over for texting and driving while underage without an adult though. FML

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By pissedchick - 07/08/2019 14:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML

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You deserved it 134

By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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By shit happens??? - 20/05/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend who’s rage quit multiple games, screamed cuss words for hitting too many red lights, and broke his new phone when a legendary Pokémon escaped after a raid in Pokémon Go, told me I was too dramatic. Sorry for being depressed that my biopsy results weren’t good. Shit happens, huh? FML

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You deserved it 159

By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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You deserved it 5 586

By cincity - 20/07/2018 15:00

Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML

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You deserved it 333

By ihatepokemon - 22/07/2013 22:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 03:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend and our so-called “friends” left us stranded at a park, when our phones and wallets were also missing. I had to walk nearly four miles in tears before I eventually got a ride from a stranger. Luckily, my phone was returned to my mom, but I’m still in tears from the distress. FML

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You deserved it 533

jaycro 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 23:28

real men cry for pokemon

pingpongpenguin 3

Saturday 24 July 2010 23:09

are you dating or baby sitting?

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Colonel_256 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 23:20

I play pokemon too but I have balls. And I don't play much

ipwnallmen 10

Saturday 24 July 2010 23:23

pffffft! man pwn nah just kiddign he must be vey frustrated by some things. talk to him... :)

Big_Boner 3

Saturday 24 July 2010 23:23

YDI for driving him to a pokemon event in the first place. C'mon dude thats just queer!

ohdaddy1101 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 23:25

No. F his life

Shinogun_fml 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 23:25

Wi-Fi Battle?

jaycro 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 23:28

real men cry for pokemon

Rob207 3

Saturday 24 July 2010 23:28

haha his a fag

pandatronXD 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 23:32

i'd cry too!

Speechless1 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 23:39

Men are so weird about their video games.

gaff1229 1

Sunday 25 July 2010 5:34

Now that's a little cynical. Seriously, I haven't cried over a video game since I was 8. Maybe 10 at most. This girl's boyfriend is just a wuss.

NailVarnishFan 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 23:41

ydi for having a wierd bf

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