By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 22:55 - United States - Somerset

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Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
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Flowtastic 16

Sounds like she was crying about it because she's gonna need that hand later to finish

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jnanderson 16

OP you're kind of an asshole. Just because it doesn't look bad to you doesn't mean she isn't hurting.

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zeusnz 1

never tell a women that her injury isnt serious for fuc ck sakes they get all emotional over a bloody nail

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ligerzero459 24

"Wanna know what I faked? Our relationship"

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jh921971 10

She's only saying it because she's pissed

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cwbygmer 2

that's when you respond fake or not I got what i needed out of it

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6dandaman5 8

That's fine tell her I don't fake mine ...

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6dandaman5 8

Tell her the more she says that the better chance she'll have believing it

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Drake_The_Dragon 23

No one can tell anyone how much their hurting.

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